With the safety scissors and the glue sketch

Natalie Clutches a tub of jelly babies and her crayons

Debs sits at the back with the safety scissors and the glitter

Natalie Slowly peels PVA glue off the back of her hand

Debs leans forward and shakes glitter in your hair Its snowing

Natalie Giggles and shakes her head

Debs points and laughs You've got shiny dandruff

Natalie Sticks her fingers in the poster paint and dabs it on your face You're an alien...

Debs puts her hand up in the air MISS SHE POKED ME...

Natalie Sticks her hand in the air She started it!!!!

Debs pokes her tongue out, blowing raspberries DID NOT

Natalie Cries She put glitter in my hair!

Debs SHE POKED ME IN THE FACE WITH PAINT... sobs

Natalie SHE SAID I HAD DANDRUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Debs SHE CALLED ME AN ALIEN!!! Oh wait.... lowers hand Hmm

Natalie Laughs then leans in and whispers Takes one to know one...

Debs oompah pah oompah pah...kiss the hairy banjo sniggers

Natalie Moves her seat into the back row

Debs MISS NATTY FARTED...

Natalie Laughs So did stinky Pete!

Debs And Wee John o'er by the radiator throws paint in that direction

Natalie Chucks PVA glue in same direction

Debs I predict a riot shakes glitter over Nats again as was sitting at the back of the class anyway

Natalie Pokes out her tongue and smacks your knuckles with a fold up ruler

Debs screams OW...RIGHT.squirts pva glue in your cardigan

Natalie Gasps My best cardi!

Debs looks smug

Natalie Grabs the safety scissors from your desk and cuts off a chunk of her own hair, then screams MISS! SHE CUT MY HAIR!!!!!

Debs open mouth shock and points at who is holding the scissors MISS SHE'S LYING, I'M GETTING MY DAD TO SORT HER OUT SO AN I AM

Natalie Sniggers and throws the scissors back on your desk It was SO her!

Debs grabs hold of them and throws them onto Sue's table She did it, she cut your hair, not me...na na na

Natalie Points at Sue It wasn't her! Points at Deb's IT WAS HER!!!!

Debs sits back folding her arms, picture of innocence Not me miss, I'm a good girl..

Natalie Under her breath Bollocks...

Debs Throws her hand up MISS SHE SWORE

Natalie And she's a GRASS!

Debs I'm not a vegetarian

Natalie Didn't say you ATE grass...

DebsNo coz that would mean I was a cow and I'm not a farmyard aminal...

Natalie You are a cow though.

Debs gasps If I'm a cow then you're a pig...

Natalie Stands up and pushes her chair over You callin' me FAT?!

Debs pushes her chair back hands on hips and looks down at you YOU SAYING I GOT UDDERS?

Natalie COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!

Debs OOOH FIGHTING TALK, OH JOHNNIE HELP looks over and sees him welded to seat with glue and paint Ahh shit...

Natalie Sniggers and pushes you

Debs pushes you back harder

Natalie RIGHT! THATS IT! Grabs a handful of your hair and pulls

Debs screams and yells and stamps on your sandals OW OW OW OW

Natalie Cries and scratches your arm with her compass

Debs classroom turns into chaos as we're separated and the class file out and John has chair stuck to his bum HEADMASTERS OFFICE...NOW.. Sits outside office You're fault

Natalie Your fault...

Debs thumps your arm No yours

Natalie Winces and punches you back on the thigh Dead leg!

Debs kicks your ankle broken

Natalie Screams and slaps you

Debs lifts the lid on the fish tank and lifts out one of the fish throwing it at you YOU KILLED THE FISH TELLING... SIR SIR..

Natalie Gasps YOU DID THAT!

Debs knocks on the door SIR SIR points to fish by your feet NATTY KILLED THE FISH

Natalie Cries as the door opens, sniffing and wiping the snot on her sleeveShe did it!

Debs picture of innocence, hands behind her back She lies a lot sir, she said I cut her hair too but I didn't..I'm a good girl...

Natalie Stamps her foot on the fish NOW it's fucking DEAD!

Debs gasps MURDERER OF WEE TOMMY.. SEE.. SEE.. SIR points

Natalie Giggles